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We’re 100% fake. Here at Noah Blaine, we believe in providing the utmost satirical content and therefore all of our content is indubitably fictitious for the sake of comedic value. We specialize in parody. Never take anything we say serious ever. Please. Thanks.

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J. K. Rowling

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Steve Jobs

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