We’re 100% fake. Here at Noah Blaine, we believe in providing the utmost satirical content and therefore all of our content is indubitably fictitious for the sake of comedic value. We specialize in parody. Never take anything we say serious ever. Please. Thanks.
Now enjoy some fake quotes from people named Walt Disney, J. K. Rowling, and Steve Jobs…
What People Say
This is the worst website ever.Walt Disney
Harry Potter would of liked this site.J. K. Rowling
Noah Blaine is the best satire in the world.Steve Jobs